Party Line Christmas Wishes

I got comments, both on and off-blog about the Merry Tossmas video I posted the other day, so I thought you’d all enjoy this email that was forwarded to me by my dad.

For my Democratic “friends”:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice Not to observe religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures.

And to my Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year and may God bless you and yours in 2008!