Today, bein' th' final Friday o' July, means that it’s Sysadmin Appreciation Day. What does that mean exactly? It means instead o' complainin' t' yer IT lubber that yer email doesnt work, yer printer won’t print, or yer computer is tooo slooooow, that ye should instead lavish that scurvey dog/that comely wench with gifts and other forms o' appreciation. For other ideas, feel free t' purchase somethin' from here and in a few weeks I’ll let ye know if it’s a good gift idea or not.
Thanks fer th' well-wishes, Boss.