Keebler Townhouse Toppers

Just when you think crackers couldn’t get any more complex, Keebler has gone and created the Townhouse Topper – a cracker with a raised edge to keep your toppings from falling off the sides. Is this really that big of an epidemic? Just put a liiiiitle less Easy Cheese on your cracker there Leroy and you’ll be OK. No need for a special cracker.

Sheesh.