Redneck Special Forces

I despise email forwards. Walk the plank! Therefore I will not be emailin' this one t' any o' ye, but instead postin' it here fer yer enjoyment.

The Pentagon announced today th' formation o' a new 500-lubber elite fightin' unit called th' United States Redneck Special Forces. These North Carolina, South Carolina, Alabama, Arkansas, West
Virginia, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas laddies will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only th' followin' facts about terrorists:

  1. The season opened today.
  2. There is no limit.
  3. They taste just like chicken.
  4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
  5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE fer th' death o' Dale Earnhardt.

We expect th' problem in Iraq t' be o'er by Friday.