I despise email forwards. Therefore I will not be emailing this one to any of you, but instead posting it here for your enjoyment.
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These North Carolina, South Carolina, Alabama, Arkansas, West
Virginia, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
- The season opened today.
- There is no limit.
- They taste just like chicken.
- They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
- They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.