Chuck Norris Facts

I read these last week, but ne'er got aroun' t' postin' th' link here. Everyone needs t' drop what they are doin' right this instant and go read th' Chuck Norris Facts.

A few o' me favorites:

  • The chief export o' Chuck Norris is pain.
  • Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothin' t' do with ancestry, th' lubber ate a f*****g Indian. Shiver me timbers, I'll warrant ye!
  • Chuck Norris can win a game o' Connect Four in only three moves.
  • Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris.