I read these last week, but never got around to posting the link here. Everyone needs to drop what they are doing right this instant and go read the Chuck Norris Facts.
A few of my favorites:
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
- Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f*****g Indian.
- Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
- Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris.