You’ve no doubt heard that Microsoft’s next release o' Windows will be “Vista” and is slated fer release sometime in th' latter part o' this year. What ye may not have known, is that Vista is actually an acronym:

• Virii
• Intruders
• Spware
• Trojans
• Adware

This were bein' taken from a wallpaper from KDE’s website. Credit I guess goes t' “inane” – th' creator o' said wallpaper.