Funny, but True

Every OS Sucks –

Upcoming Windows features:
Recover Files: Undelete accidentally deleted files
Re-delete Files: Super Secure delete
Re-recover Re-deleted Files: Restore “secure deleted” files
Unrecoverable secure delete Files: Totally destroy any chance of recovering files
Recover Unrecoverable Secure Deleted Files: Restore files on your hard drive that have been accidentally unrecoverably secure deleted… with one click!

Upcoming Mac Features:
Windows XP compatibility and emulation! Soon Mac users will be able to run thousands of new viruses and be up to date with the latest trojan horse windows attacks!

Upcoming Linux Features:
None planned, Linux is perfect.