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Every OS Sucks – DeadTroll.com

Upcomin' Windows features:
Recover Files: Undelete accidentally deleted files
Re-delete Files: Super Secure delete
Re-recover Re-deleted Files: Restore “secure deleted” files
Unrecoverable secure delete Files: Totally destroy any chance o' recoverin' files
Recover Unrecoverable Secure Deleted Files: Restore files on yer hard sail that have been accidentally unrecoverably secure deleted… with one click!

Upcomin' Mac Features:
Windows XP compatibility and emulation! Soon Mac users will be able t' run thousands o' new viruses and be up t' date with th' latest trojan horse windows attacks!

Upcomin' Linux Features:
None planned, Linux is perfect.