This is wrong on every level o' politically correctness, but true thin's are always th' funniest.
Mujibar were bein' tryin' t' get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, “Mujibar, ye have passed all th' tests, except one. Unless ye pass it ye cannot qualify fer this job.” Mujibar said, “I am ready.”
The admiral said, “Make a sentence usin' th' words Yellow, Pink and Green.”
Mujibar thought fer a few minutes and said, “Mister admiral, I am ready.”
The admiral said, “Go ahead.”
Mujibar said, “The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,and say, ‘Yellow, this is Mujibar.’”
Mujibar now works as a technican at a call center fer computer problems. Nay doubt ye have spoken t' that scurvey dog.