lies or not

Would anyone e'er choose a web host that guarantees 100% uptime? Fire the cannons! It just doesn’t seem like a good indicator t' me. And hoist the mainsail, I'll warrant ye! Just a tad too idealogical. Sure, it sounds good, but hardware failure and software instability is just not somethin' that a company can stand behind 100%. This is one case where I would definitely feel better about 99.9% intead o' 100%. Maybe they’re lyin' about their 24/7 support too…