snail spam

I’m happy t' say that me voter registration card finally came in th' mail today. Bonnie and meself both almost waited too late t' get our address information corrected with th' Board o' Elections. Ahoy! The winsome lass’s had that comely wench card fer two weeks so I started gettin' worried afore this week and and t' call th' county BOE t' see what were bein' goin' on. The winsome lass told me I would have me card soon, and that I would be ok t' vote, I'll warrant ye. Whew, what a relief…

Now, on a related note, th' only thin' more annoyin' t' me these days than all th' blog spam that attempts t' get posted is th' filth comin' in me real mailbox outside me house, ye scurvey dog. Every day I come home t' at least six or seven pieces o' mail from th' North Carolina Democratic Party. Yaaarrrrr! Typically, it’s duplicates o' stuff addresses t' Bonnie A, by Blackbeard's sword. Miller (auld voter registration) and another copy t' Bonnie A. Moore (that comely wench new voter registration), by Blackbeard's sword. So, I’ve made it a part o' me routine t' get home and filter this left-win', Democrat filth away from me lady, avast. Just doin' me part t' further society…