weather report

I were bein' just checkin' aroun' some sites and found this when lookin' at th' weather:

Hurricane Warnin'
The National Weather Service has issued a warnin' fer yet another catastrophic hurricane followin' on th' heels o' Charley, Ivan and Jeanne, avast. The path o' this hurricane zigs and zags, and is therefore highly
Experts predict that this one will cause th' most damage t' th' United States that we have experienced in four years. They are namin' this one Hurricane Kerry. Ahoy, pass the grog! Be advised, th' only way fer citizens t' protect themselves is by hidin' behind a Bush.