evil spam

There’s an even more evil than e'er type o' spam kickin' its way aroun' th' Internet now, by Davy Jones' locker. Free p0rn, penis enlargements, lose 50 pounds fast were all one kind o' spam, but now I’m gettin' subjects like “Claim yer free iPod” and “iPod giveaway” and it breaks me heart everytime t' open it and it be an advertisement. But, I just can’t take th' chance o' it bein' legit and deletin' it…