“Helen, this is your sister Louise…. I am calling you…. Call me back hun. Bye now.”
This is the message waiting on my answering machine when I got in from work. I’ve never gotten around to actually recording an outgoing message on it, and this is one reason that I don’t know if I ever will. I mean, come on, Louise. You don’t even know your own sister’s phone number?! Give me a break! What’s even funnier is that I swear I’ve gotten a message from Louise in the past as well that said something about “It’s X O’Clock and you’re not here yet, just wondering where you are,” but that could’ve been some other old lady. Ahh…. Great great stuff. Maybe I should try and capture the message and store it on here for future laughs.